I spy with my little eye, I spy something the size of a tums but definitely IS NOT A TUMS!!!
A couple nights ago after a trip to the loo I walked my zombie self back to my bed, grabbed a tums to calm the heartburn, and BIT DOWN ON A PENNY!! Shocking and scary and disgusting all at the same time. Plus, it hurt my teeth. It might have had the same alkaline effect as an antacid, but I wasn't going to take the chance.
(don't worry, the penny no longer resides near the tums, I just had to re-enact it in the picture for you.)
1 comment:
You crack me up!
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